Well, well....my favorite movie star back in ass-action. What is that about? My favorite thing about Steven Segal is this: Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal were the kings of low-budget, B-action in the 80s, but only Seagal was the king of Three. Word. Titles. He was Above the Law, Marked for Death and Out for Justice. Like anyone else, in my spare time I like to come up with Steven Seagal movie titles. Obviously they have to be three words in length, and you have to be able to say "Steven Seagal is" before them. Here are some to get you started!Steven Seagal is ... Under The Weather Steven Seagal is ... Bringing Me Down Steven Seagal is ... Marked For Sale Steven Seagal is ... Eating For Two Steven Seagal is ... Without A Clue Steven Seagal is ... Missing The Boat Steven Seagal is ... Hurting My Brain Steven Seagal is ... Losing His Hair Steven Seagal is ... Dumber Than You Steven Seagal is ... Sentenced To Hang Steven Seagal is ... Pissing Me Off Steven Seagal is ... Priced To Move
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Well, well....my favorite movie star back in ass-action. What is that about?
My favorite thing about Steven Segal is this:
Dolph Lundgren, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal were the kings of low-budget, B-action in the 80s, but only Seagal was the king of Three. Word. Titles. He was Above the Law, Marked for Death and Out for Justice.
Like anyone else, in my spare time I like to come up with Steven Seagal movie titles. Obviously they have to be three words in length, and you have to be able to say "Steven Seagal is" before them. Here are some to get you started!
Steven Seagal is ... Under The Weather
Steven Seagal is ... Bringing Me Down
Steven Seagal is ... Marked For Sale
Steven Seagal is ... Eating For Two
Steven Seagal is ... Without A Clue
Steven Seagal is ... Missing The Boat
Steven Seagal is ... Hurting My Brain
Steven Seagal is ... Losing His Hair
Steven Seagal is ... Dumber Than You
Steven Seagal is ... Sentenced To Hang
Steven Seagal is ... Pissing Me Off
Steven Seagal is ... Priced To Move
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaha
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